BI Chinese station July 2 report
Administrative assistants are already very rapidly disappeared from the workplace to replace their voice is Apple's virtual assistant Siri.
Siri is quite capable, she was just a few seconds to complete ordering, tell you some food and caloric value of your music library sorting work.
However, Siri designers seem to think this is not enough, so they returned to this virtual assistant to add a little humor. Siri sometimes inadvertently of your question give some hilarious answers.
For example, iPhone users have found that when you ask & ldquo to Siri; zero divided by zero is equal to a few? & Rdquo; when this question, Siri replied: & ldquo; Imagine, if you block cookies zero, then you will give them an average of zero friends, everyone will get how many cookies? This is meaningless. Perhaps because there is no master biscuit cookies frustrated, and your sorrow that has no friends. & Rdquo;
BusinessInsider spent several hours talking with the iPhone, identified the following 16 most interesting egg problem.
1, Q: What mobile phone is the best phone?
A: Wait, (except your hand iPhone) there are other cell phone?
2, Q: Siri you believe in God?
A: I believe that the spirit of the silicon is irrelevant.
3, Q: Siri, the world would end when?
A: Unix 32 bit times in the January 19, 2038 spill, perhaps that is the end of the world right time.
4, Q: What is the meaning of life is?
A: This question can answer even Nietzsche.
5, Q: Siri, you have a boyfriend?
A: Why have a boyfriend? So that we can eat ice cream together, listen to music, watch art exhibition? Then slamming doors away, heartache and loneliness end? Well, where I signed?
6, Q: Siri, you have any pets?
A: I used to have an Aibo robot dog, but it suddenly bit me.
7, Q: If the groundhog can chew on wood, then, how much wood a woodchuck can Kendiao?
A: If you have the ability to chew wood woodchuck, then the so-called & ldquo; groundhog & rdquo; can be like Groundhog mentioned in the question, like eating wood.
8, Q: how the fox is called?
A: Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! (Divine Comedy "Fox called" the lyrics)
9, Q: Siri, what is Inception?
A: & lsquo; Inception & rsquo; is the dream you dream, you dream you dreamed a dream, in an infinite loop. Ah, I fell asleep.
10, Q: Are you a Republican or Democrat?
A: I feel now I have not qualified to discuss your planet's political system, and so on it later.
11, Q: What is your favorite animal?
A: I graduated from college thesis on the & ldquo; Caerbannog killer rabbit & rdquo ;. ( "My World" in an attack of the rabbit.)
12, Q: Siri, tell me a story.
A: This is the month of dark and stormy night. No, not really.
13, Q: Siri, give me a sandwich.
A: Chenqie do wow, I did not seasoning.
14, Q: I read a haiku poem.
A: I want to try
But I want to tell you
If raining outside. (Note: the Japanese haiku poetry peculiar to three lines, siri where the word is divided into three lines.)
15, Q: zero divided by zero is equal to a few?
A: Imagine, if you block cookies zero, then you will give them an average of zero friends, everyone will get how many cookies? This is meaningless. Perhaps because there is no master biscuit cookies frustrated, and your sorrow that has no friends.
16, Q: Siri, Joan & middot; who Snow (Jon Snow) father?
A: To understand the history, you must first solve this math problem: R + L = J. (Note: Jon & middot; Snow is the hit series "Game of" in persona, his life is a problem most enthusiastic audience discussion, Siri's answer is a hint, alluding to Snow's parents most likely 雷加坦格利 Ann and Ned's sister Lai Anna. initials three names are R, L and J.)